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So I don't know about this owl flu. I been around Poco half the day and I'm fine. Stupid bird. I think he knows people are sick or something because he keeps flapping around and shite like he's trying to tell me something.

I dunno. Maybe he's just molting. Is that what happens to people with owl flu? Ha. Sucks to be you.

They're closing my work for a couple days cause some of the girls peopel got sick with it I guess. So I got some free time.

[Private to Milly]

So. Um you okay? About stuff? I'm sorry I got mad about Cresswell. Just next time you want to kick someone's arse take me with you okay? I mean if you can still do that with all that stupid therapy you got to do. You don't have a problem other than Arseswell being an idiot.

[Warded to Millicent]

So Christmas was sort of funny this year. We never had a tree before because Nan's always said it's a blasted English tradition and when she was a girl there was none of this nonsense, so she doesn't hold with it, but Diz begged and so we had a small one on the sideboard, decorated with paper chains she made and fairy lights. It reminded me a bit of the ones at school only not all big and needin that fellow Hagrid to toss them up. I brought home Christmas on Saturday night and Diz helped me wrap the bundles.

And Nan made Christmas Cake and we had a good dinner after I saw you. Hope you had a good one with your family too. And then I talked to them. And I told them I didn't want them moving out. I think I need to keep an eye on them. And I hope you don't mind. I know you're gettin your own place. And I probably should be thinkin about it too but they need me. I can't go leavin then on their own, Mil. And I hope that's okay with you. Because I'm thinkin that maybe. If things keep goin the way they are with you and me that maybe someday we'll be spendin all of Christmas together. And I hope you don't mind my family might be there too.

[Private]

Don't no what to get Milly for Christmas. I got that snow globe thing that someone left by the tree the other day. I could give it to Diz, but she'd probably think it was stupid. Milly might like it though. Still don't no where it came form. Must have been a mistake owl order. Well, someone else's loss. Ha.

I got to get Diz some presents too.

[Warded to Morag, Millicent, Pansy]

Hey. So I gotta buy something for my sister for Christmas. And I dunno what girls like. Usually I just give her socks or some chocolate or something. But I know she needs new clothes probably and I can buy some now. Not really posh or anything, but okay.

Any ideas? What do girls like? Would she like some smelly stuff? That's a good pressie, right? Or maybe some sort of girly thing. Most girls like pink quills right?

[Private to Milly]

So are you still mad?

[Private to Millicent, Rowle]

So looks like someone is pretty serious about this BAMF thing. The Ministry better not drag me in again for this one. You'd think they might be a bit less open about the whole thing. Although I guess its a good chance for us to do some stuff if there busy looking for these other people. If we be careful.

You dont know anything about it do you, Rowle? Cause I haven't heard anything in the bar or anything, not even with the Dark Arts people.

I wonder who it is. With Lestrange out of the way there aren't many left that I know of.

I think whoever it is is in an awfle hurry. I don't know. Seems kind of a stupid idea when peeple are all up in our business on a daily basis already.

Do you think? Or maybe I'm just jellus because I really would like to kill that fuckwit Cresswell about now. And the election results stink. No one I voted for won. I don't even want to talk to any of these idiots anymore, cause I don't want to end up in Azkaban if I kill one of them because they're stupid.

[Private to Slytherin 98]

So. This voting thing. It usually this exciting?

[Private to Millicent]

Trouble.

[Private to Slytherin 98/97, Morag]

I got hauled to the Ministry today to answer a cople of questions. Guess somebody turned me in cause they thought I did that thing the other night everybody was talkin about.

[Warded to Millicent and Rowle]

Heard somebody is targeting Muggle lovers. Nice to see everyone is so upset about it when no one was that upset about Rowle's Mum. Wish I'd thought about it. Wouldn't mind doing some damage to some of them that couldn't be reversed.

They're all a bunch of hippocrits.

[Warded to Millicent]

So I got kind of an issue here. The owner of the Snatch is pretty happy with my work. And he said he has full time for me at the Snatch. It would pay a lot. More than I'm making working both jobs now. And it would just be weekend nights, so I'd have more time off with you or to still work with the trolls and stuff.

And I just don't know cause I know you seemed kind of mad worried about me workin there and all those girls. But you know you're my girl and I don't need any of those cheap girls when I got you who's the real thing.

So what do you think? It would mean I could see you more. And I could start to save up to open my own security business like we talked about. For a while maybe?

I just don't want you to be mad at me because well you know. How I feel about you and all.

Don't understand whats goin on lately. Like the hole world is crazy or something. Seems there is a lot of hurting and stuff going on considering we're supposed to be at peace and all. Funny.

[Warded to Rowle and Millicent]

Sometimes I think that we are the last peeple who haven't sold out to the other side, are complete morons, ass kissers, and Potter Lovers.

Those bastards need to pay for what they did to your Mum, Rowle. Is she doin any better? I stopped by your shop couple times today and we've got some of the trolls I trained guardin it in shifts. They caught one fellow who tried to bung a rock through the window and lets just say throwin isn't in his future again anytime soon.

I'm tired of these peeple gettin away with shit just because their side won the war. They need to be taught a lesson. Don't you think?

[Private to Millicent]</b>

You got any dinner plans? Thought we could get somethin before I have to go to work. I'm hungry.

I got a second job.

[Warded to Slytherins under 30]

Thank you Higgs for having sex with that whore or heiress or whatever.

Made my life a lot easier.

No one even noticed my Da went to Azkaban.

So I have to go to cort again tomrowh.

And I just thinke its funny.

That I'm so fucked.

And my Da is fucked.

And I still




You are all fuckers. Fuckin fuckin fuckers.

[Warded to Slytherin 98, Morag, Yaxleys]

Well this was a very long day.

Hope you all enjoyed the show.

[Warded to Millicent]

Ever notice how much peeple are like bugs? Runnin away when you turn on the lites.

So something really weird hapened.

I've been asked to join WADA or something.

New I shouldnt have worn that night suit.

I guess I'm Sir Luckless?

Tipical.

[Private to Millicent, Tracey]

You dont think my Da will get the kiss, do you?

Things are kind of odd now. I spent the day in a metal suit of armor.

[Private to Millicent]

You want to get something to eat?

[Warded to Tracey and Pollux]

So. Do you think if you kiss a person it means your in a rele relash relajh relshunship?

Also why are Hufflepuffs so weird? My sister included.

[Private to Milly]

Finnigan must of said something. I think you should tell him your knocked up.

So this is

What d

Also he tries anything ever let me know. Same goes for anyone else.

Watching Hufflepuffs fite is funny. Like little those toys you tap with your wands to make them clap their hands or whatever.